Today, Oct 25th 2006, it was in the news that a law is being suggested in our parliament which states that soldiers who are Fathers (or Mothers) of children UNDER 5 do NOT have to go on dangerous missions (like the idiocy we are now facing in Afghanistan). Should that law be passed, can you imagine how much Military Fucking that will generate? Fucking keeps you away from war.
AHEAD OF YOUR TIME AGAIN, HUH, MR. LENNON!!!!
ALso, the female major of the dutch town Almere,a woman named Jorritsma, has suggested (or at least that is what I was told so if it is not so, I apologize) that prostitutes should be sent along with soldiers (the guys who do not have children under 5) so that these fighters do not get sexually frustrated or something. So, if you passed your chance on a good lay to make sure to have young kids to keep you home, you can point your gun (ha ha) at some friendly whore who is unlucky enough having to blow or fuck some sweaty asshole in a uniform.
Now, Zappa once told me (and this was broadcasted) that should the decision ben made to send hookers to the soldiers in the Gulf (nineties) then-vice president Dan Quale according to Frank should be appointed Pimp Master General.
AHEAD OF YOUR TIME AGAIN, HUH, MR. Z!!!!
Co de Kloet, Fucker, Not Killer.
posted by k&dk
Hello Hippies
Here is our very first entry on The Opinion Page.
It is about the good old fashioned Protest Song. Every once in a while our country is confronted with the dangerous and sad Bird’s Flu. You have to realize that we have deep sympathy for all the people who are suffering and damaged by the effects of all this. However, we get really upset about the Propaganda that is spread throughout the country about this phenomenon. That is why we advise to look for websites by Animal Rights groups or other sites that deal with this subject in an honest and open way. One of those sites in Holland is www.wakkerdier.nl
They fight for a good cause and that is why we decided to write a Rapsong, record it and donate it to the website for everybody to listen to it or download it for free.
Kip! (chicken).
Because let’s face it: animals are treated like shit here, just for profit: people get to eat manipulated food, children are fed Frikandels ( a Dutch sausage that looks like an infected penis, smells like English Pub Toilets and is made out of meat you wouldn’t want your dog to consume), and the meat industry commercial departments keep indoctrinating everyone with lies.
And we suspect the government supports all this. But then again, not surprisingly.
We live in a country where a comedian can go on television and describe how he had anal sex with Queen Beatrix without getting into trouble. And rightly so. It is not true! (Probably)
But as soon as a Belgian Public Figure declares that our Prime Minister looks like Harry Potter, we are nearly confronted with a Diplomatic Scandal. Weird, because this Is true. Well, almost, because Harry is sort of cute.
200.000 people are working on fighting terrorism, so the tv ads want us to believe….. only a handful are employed to fight child pornography.
We could go on and on, and we will in the months ahead.
Meanwhile, go visit the site www.virusremmer.nu and listen to our Bird Flu Rap (click on “beluister de kippenrap).
If you like it, download it, give it to your friends and if you wish, we can email you an English Translation. You can request it through our sales address kalmann@universal.nl
There is, of course , no charge and each translation-mail will be accompanied by a personal message by us: so give us some info who you are so we can get creative.
Support your local organizations that care for the well being of all living creatures.
And don’t let the Propaganda fool you….. but you knew that already, didn’t you?
Warm regards,
Kalmann & De Kloet
posted by k&dk
